Carlin’s Time-Out – Carlin Says

I guess I do have a possessive side. I guess you shouldn’t have been caught with someone else’s clips on your computer. I guess you’ll be in time-out. Does she restrain you like I do? Is she as pretty or brilliant? Will she leave you dick-taped and clamped and locked to the wall, so that you’re helplessly humping air for hours? Would she have mercy?