Trixie Miss – Jingle Balls

You won’t only be showering me with gifts and tributes this Christmas, you’re going to suffer and entertain me as well. Get some bells you can slip onto a shoelace. I don’t care if you have to steal them off a stocking or sneak away to a craft store, fetch the bells to tie around your balls. I want your balls to jingle every time I order you to punch, slap, and t*****e them as I instruct! You do want to entertain and please me for Christmas, don’t you?